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13 April 2008 @ 07:14 pm
Wouldn't it be hilarious if Cedward ended up being gay?
Current Mood: bouncybouncy
04 April 2007 @ 09:42 pm

I thought this was amazing. Everyone had to see it.

Taylor was really getting into it too. Dancing around like a kid with ADD on a sugar high. But that's why I love him.

I ♥ my American Idol!
Current Location: The 402
Current Mood: bouncybouncy
Current Music: Linsey
01 April 2007 @ 05:26 pm

Viktor Krum doesn't sleep, he waits.

The force and volume of the typical Viktor Krum ejaculation has been observed to pierce the female uterus, kevlar body armor and Brawny paper towels.

Starting in May of 2006, there will be four sizes of popcorn at AMC movie theaters: "Small", "Medium", "Large", and "Viktor Krum' Balls".

lorida used to be in a straight line, until Viktor Krum kicked Miami for refusing to make a "Viktor Krum Day".

Viktor Krum doesn’t have to brush his teeth; they know better than to get dirty. 

Common relief for a hang over is to have another drink.  Too bad the same logic can't be applied to a roundhouse kick from Viktor Krum.  That would be certain death.


Viktor Krum prefers crushed ice to cubed.  He feels the same way about velvet and human skulls.


Viktor Krum had 98 kills in Vietnam and he wasn't even there.


Viktor Krum never lost his virginity because he was born without one.


Smart parents will teach their kids that 2 plus 2 equals “what ever the hell Viktor Krum says it equals.”


Viktor Krum breathes pain instead of oxygen.


Viktor Krum never hides, he only seeks.


Viktor Krum' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Viktor Krum.


Viktor Krum can slam revolving doors.


Viktor Krum does not hunt; Viktor Krum goes killing.


Viktor Krum' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Viktor Krum will not take shit from anyone.


Giraffes were created when Viktor Krum uppercutted a horse.

Viktor Krum is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Viktor Krum.

 Viktor Krum is so bad, he takes a baseball bat into the bathroom with him in case he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.

If anyone has any others to add - feel free!

Voldemort Next!

Current Location: The 402
Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful
Current Music: Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
01 April 2007 @ 09:45 am

You may be asking yourself this -- 

This community is for anyone who wants to discuss, share pictures, procrastinate about HP or any other miscellaneous things you fancy.

Great right?

Please introduce yourself here!

Current Location: My room.
Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished
Current Music: Dirty//Trick Daddy Ft. Lil Jon
01 April 2007 @ 12:34 am
Linsey told me I have to post something. 

So I'm posting something. 

Right here.   Right now.

JULY 21ST!!!
Current Location: The 402
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Linsey